Me: I am a grown up! I own a washing machine! I CAN DO LAUNDRY WHENEVER I WANT TO!

Thumbnail: Catches on hamper, gets bent backwards

Me: OWW MUMMY I HURT MY THUMB

In other news, the police launched a full-scale big game hunt after a tiger was seen sitting in a field just off the motorway, evacuating nearby cricketers and going after it with a ( Read more... )

I have started and deleted and started and deleted this post about five times now so I figure I'll just wing it and see. Nothing terrible, don't worry!

I'm looking for somebody to help me with my novel project. I sat down this week to reread what I've done so far- gain some perspective, see where I've been and work out what needs doing- but the more ( Read more... )